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[Early morning. Ty and Sarah asleep in their bedrooms.]
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SFX: DOOT DOOT D-
SFX: BRANGGGG!!
Ty: Uhhh... it's the first day...
Sarah: ...of school!!!
SFX: -OOT! -OOT! -OOT!
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[Sarah rushes through her morning: feeding the cat, toast, brushing her teeth.]
SFX: PURR... TINKLE
SFX: P-CHIK!
SFX: SHOOKA! SHOOKA! SHOO!
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[Sarah runs to catch the school bus as it pulls away.]
Sarah: What th-?!
SFX: ZOOSH!
Sarah: Grrrrr
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[On the school bus.]
Bus driver: Good morning!
SFX: WAP!
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Sarah: Already having a bad day, and YOU are a part of the problem.
Ty: Let's just crumble up this conversation and throw it away!
Ty: OK cool. But just a FYI, your books hit me kind of hard on my leg.
Ty: I was curious, should I be expecting an apology today... maybe tomorrow at the bus stop?
SFX: HA HA HA HA
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Sarah: Oh, man! I needed that laugh! I feel better now.
Ty: I'm glad to be your entertainment this morning!
Sarah: HEY! Don't leave yet! I need to know what period you have lunch!
Sarah: So we can continue this comedy show!
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Sarah: Everyone looks or acts the same here. I mean COME ON people!
Sarah: Let's put a little creativity into this. We all have a creative part to us!
Students: Same. Same. Lame. Same.
Sarah: AWWWW! What are we doing here people? We don't have to do this!
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Ms. Krabappel: You must be a lost freshie! Aww! I can help you. Let me see your schedule, so I can point you in the right direction, OK!
Ms. Krabappel: OK, here you go. Room 216 homeroom. Let's hold hands and walk together. And once we get there, I'll make sure the teacher gives you a big sticker. OK?
Sarah: Thanks, Ms. Krabappel! But I think I can handle finding my class on my own.
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Caption: Meanwhile, Ty is getting his first taste of high school on his own. Multiple times.
Ty: I'm Ty. No? OK!
Ty: Hi, I'm Ty... no? OK!
Ty: I'm Ty. No? OK!
Student: I'm Ty. I know... who cares.
Ty: A dance crew!
Ty: Alright, Ty... you got this!
[The rest of this transcript unlocks with the full issue.]