Collection: School of Rejecks

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Page 1
Mush Mush: Hello everyone! I'm Mush Mush and you're probably saying to yourself, "Who is this deformed marshmallow"? You're also wondering why does the school behind him, look like every Avengers End scene? Let's start from the beginning... here we go.... oh and HOLD THIS!

Page 2
Caption: Zoe is walking through the trail leading to the school.
Stranger: Hello there... why the long face?
Zoe: Who are you?
Stranger: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: Well, I heard about Sarah and Ty getting beat up.
Stranger: Isn't it amazing what we HEAR now a days?
Zoe: REALLY?
Zoe: Ummm, I guess? Anyways... Sarah and Ty stood for something. I saw Candice bully Sarah. I did nothing to help.
Stranger: Funny, I've been bullied as well. I got something for you. Bullies won't dare challenge you after you eat this.

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Zoe: Nah, I'm good. Something about you seems suspicious.
Stranger: For every disability, there's an ability. THIS IS YOUR SUPER ABILITY.
Zoe: What? A s'mores cake?
Stranger: You enjoy silent and peace. This will help.
Zoe: You are right. Silent and peace...
[Zoe transforms.]
Stranger: "Who else wants to join my army?"

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Ty: Oh man, my body feels different. Where are my clothes?
Ty: Eww. Well there goes THAT outfit.
Ty: Sarah was right, it's time for a change.
Ty: BOOM! Here we go.
Ty: MAN! I'm freezing, my body feels weird.
Ty: Where's my phone?
Ty: JIPPITY JAY-Z! I'm late for the bus.

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SFX: WHOOP!
[Ty trips over the dog on his way out.]
Ty: What the heck...?!

Page 6
Sarah: What's this?
Sarah: ATHENA! Stop licking me!
SFX: HISSS
Sarah: Woooo! Relax Athena... it's me Mommy.

Page 7
Sarah: Oh no, what happened to my arms? Why are they melting?
Sarah: What's happening to me?
Sarah: My skin is melting! It's gooey?
Sarah: Now I can be an extra on the Walking Dead.
Sarah: What the heck... get off me, Athena!

Page 8
Sarah: AHHHHH! OK, that's cool!
Mom: Eh-Sarah, let's go, your gonna miss the boss.
Sarah: Mom, its bus not boss... OK, hasta luego!

Page 9
Ty: Got to...
Sarah: ...CATCH THE BUS!

Page 10
Counselor Marrero: Sarah, we meet ag-OUCH!
Counselor Marrero: What happened to our meeting?
Sarah: Look, Geraldo, I gotta go we'll talk later.
Counselor Marrero: Can you let go of my hair before you leave?!
Sarah: I'm trying.

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Sarah: GEEZ! Your face! Your skin is starting to peel.
Ty: Sarah your face? OH MY GOSH... WHERE IS YOUR EYE!
Sarah: Calm down Ty... its going to be OK. I think this is from...
Student: HEY!!!

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Student: You creatures look stupid!
Ty: Isn't anyone going to stick up for us?
SFX: BLARG!
Sarah: Ty, calm down... you're being dramatic.
Ty: This is how it ends... I'm going out as a zombie marshmallow... WHY?
Sarah: OK folks, shows over. Ty, let's go. Everything going to be fine.

[The rest of this transcript unlocks with the full issue.]